Tuesday, August 19, 2008

PJ

Got this forward from one of my friends and I kinda liked it:) Gau, if you are reading this, this post is dedicated to you:)

One Ant knocks the door of a house. The house owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the Ant... "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room.

After some days, the Ant brought in another Ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this Ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner.

After some days the Ant brought one more Ant and requested the owner to allow that Ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent.

This continues and Ant brings in one more Ant and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the Ant brought in the tenth Ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth Ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent". Now the question is: Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth Ant came in?

Because they are now tenant (Ten ants)!!(Highlight the space after 'now' to see the answer)

A Lady is on top of a hill and she is going to push her Father down from the hill top..... So what is the name of this evil lady??
(Highlight the space after 'is')Her name is PUSH-PA!!!!!!!!!!


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

veryyy bad joke giri..better luck next time :P......epudo oka sari joke cheste elane untundi mari..:P

Girish said...

You can appreciate dumboooo...