The Office Lingo

Office-A place where people hardly call a spade a spade and the language, well, each word has an inner meaning..And if you fail to decipher then you will be in serious trouble..Never go by the inner meaning. You needn't master this art of cryptography. Only one mantra..Just get used to it..These are some of the encrypts in the corporate sector..

1.."We will do it" means" You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means" More work will be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means" We have not yet started working it"

4."There was a slight miscommunication" means" We lied"

5."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means" I have no time to talk now"

6."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "We screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

7."We had slight differences of opinion "means" We fought"

8."You should have told me earlier" means" Well even if you told me earlier that would not have mattered!"

9."We need to find out the real reason" means" I will tell you where your fault is"

10."Well Family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected,"means," You are not going home unless you finish your job"